At the tail end of last week I had one of our District maintenance workers come to our office in the early morning. The guy was on fire about something that happened the afternoon before. The Boss and I were off at a meeting that afternoon and were unaware of what had happened.Apparently one of our secretaries called maintenance in the afternoon to report an issue in our boy's bathroom. The maintenance worker arrived to find one of the toilets clogged. This is not an unusual issue, however, this one was a special circumstance.
The unknown perpetrator had taken a yogurt cup, opened it, and then proceeded to splash the yogurt over the walls, floor, and toilet. What constitutes the clog you ask? The guilty party then proceeded to "drop a deuce" in the cup and then shove it into the toilet. How did the maintenance worker know they "pinched a loaf" in the plastic container? The worker also found human Lincoln logs laying in piles on the floor and smeared into the tile. Needless to say he was quite upset.
Just another day in public education.